09 August 2007

I ate too many fortune cookies

I ate a whole bag of fortune cookies to bring you the following wisdom. :-P hahaha... nah. I just stole them from some dude's page. Many of these struck a poignant note with me. How about you?

• The biggest lie you can tell yourself is, "When I get what I want I will be happy."
• Creativity is great but plagiarism is faster.
• You dont win silver, you lose gold.
• Stop earning the right to be, you won the day you were born.
• If you dont know what direction you should take, you don't know where you are.
• Success is a matter of luck, ask any failure.
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
• We are born naked, wet, and hungry, then things get worse.
• Your success is measured by your ability to finish things.
• Skepticism is the beginning of faith.
• Forgive your enemies but never forget their names.
• There is no such thing as right or wrong, only consequences.
• All men are born equal but quite a few of them eventually get over it.
• We are the people our parents warned us about.
• Somtimes I think the surest sign of intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe, is that none of them have tried to contact us.
• Be nice to nerds, chances are you'll end up working for one.
• Do not get mad with others because they know more than you, it is not their fault.
• If you do not change your beliefs, your life will always be like this.
• Fantasy is as important as wisdom.
• Do not try to satisfy everyone.
• Don't take life too seriously... you wont get out alive.
• It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
• Life is shorter than expected, What you are willing to accept is exactly what you will get.
• You can't control, without being controlled.
• You are the very reason for everything that happens to you.
• Someone said to Voltaire, "life is hard", Voltaire replied, "Compared to what?"

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