15 November 2008

My new conspiracy-theory-theory

Good news, mom! I'm No longer a conspiracy theorist!

The revelation dawned on me at 12:17pm today between 151 and 149 Edith. As I prepared to deliver 149's TV guide, my inner gossip queen was captivated by the top right headline...

I was consumed with a desire to read this nationally published magazine, that I might be in on the secret about George Clooney coming back to ER!

Imagine! Being in on the secret before it actually goes public!
(in my sexiest-phone-sex voice....) Tantalizing!

But seriously folks...

How can there really be a need for clandestine government operations, when the electorate is buying magazines so that they can learn about the "secret reunion plans"?

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