03 February 2010

Hey Mom & Dad, Thanks for the awesome name!

UrbanDictionary.com gives the following definitions for my first name...

paul

1. A common given name for males, derived from the Roman surname Paulus (Latin: "small" or "humble"). Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously. It is the best name in existance.

Why is the name Paul so awesome?
Cause' Stone Cold said so.

2. People who own, such as paul mccartney and paul rudd. usually they are offered the job of being pornstars but they prove themselves being too good for the camera, so they all decide to become porn directors to give the others a chance, which makes them very selfless people as well.

"i wish my name was paul it wouldnt be so hard to get chicks on the bus"

"having a name like eric really blows i wish the 4 letters in my name were p-a-u-l"

3. a guy that is sweet, cool, handsome, athletic, cute, nice, and thoughtful.

"my boyfriend is cheating on me,what should i do?"

"girl!,you need to dump his ass and find yourself a Paul"

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